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For cult-show
junkies who despair of continually justifying their addiction
to something called Buffy the Vampire Slayer, imagine explaining
getting hooked on Witchblade.
Granted,
this new TNT series (Tuesdays, 9 pm/ET) is nowhere near Buffy's
league, especially when it comes to wit and wisdom, but as
a stylized supernatural action thriller it does fill a void
left by the deprogramming of La Femme Nikita and the grisly
demise of Xena: Warrior Princess.
Proudly
joining a take-no-prisoners sisterhood of bone-crunching do-gooders,
Sara Pezzini (Yancy Butler, of the statuesque frame and the
piercing gaze) is an intense New York City detective whom
her friends call Pez. While she may qualify as eye candy,
she's a jawbreaker (among other extremities) of the first
order.
Sara's
tough-chick act has only intensified since she came into contact
with a mystical bracelet. When triggered by confronting evil,
it mutates into an iron-plated, bullet-deflecting glove that
frequently spouts a bodacious sword. (We'll leave the phallic
implications for another discussion.)
As Sara,
Butler glowers, wisecracks and lays waste with aplomb, but
unlike Buffy, she's pretty much stranded in a poorly cast
ensemble of glum Euro-trash overseers and generic precinct
buddies. As her inexperienced new partner - her first was
killed and returns as an annoying, mumbling, too-hip-for-the-cosmos
ghost - David Chokachi can't escape his origins as an ex-Baywatch
lightweight desperately trying to act tough.
Based
on a comic-book series, Witchblade risks getting lost in its
wildly mythic ambitions. As we're told, often at great length,
Sara is part of a bloodline of warriors through history, most
famously including Joan of Arc. I'm not kidding. This show
never kids.
And yet
it does entertain, in a dark and jittery manner, as skeptical
Sara plunges into chic, decadent underworlds to solve violent
and kinky crimes that invariably connect with her strange
destiny. The action sequences, choppily edited and often slowed
down for Matrix-like effect, are as startling, confusing and
perversely intriguing as the show itself.
While
not quite cutting edge, Witchblade is more often sharp than
dull.
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